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Kirill Kalashnikov, aka Wyro, prefers to be addressed as they/them. They consist of 13 personalities, only four of which are from Earth.

The first persona is the ghost of a ghost producer, who, possibly, made a couple of The Prodigy's early albums and a few other intergalactic bestsellers.

The second persona is a Love-electric cloud. It's really hard to describe it without getting horny.

The third one is an intelligent speaker, who was sent to this time from the Future to influence music producers in a way that they will help build the robot's version of the Future.

The fourth one is an alien social worker. You would probably try to guess and say this alien was sent to Earth to do some social work, but no, you are, as always, wrong. He just moved here to spend his retirement with a Love-electric cloud.

The fifth persona is a guy from Siberia, Russia. We shouldn't talk about him. Dark childhood.

The sixth one is a Ukrainian guy. And you are wrong again: he and the Russian persona are good friends, because they are both anarchists, bonded by their hatred of politicians. He left Ukraine when he was three, because his hometown was not far from Chernobyl at the time of the accident. We still don't know whether he was exposed to radiation from the explosion. His two heads suggest that he might have been, though.

The seventh is a capricious boy who has never learned the verb "to ask." He sits there and expects. Girls into his bed, food onto his plate, problems off his hands.

The eighth persona is another alien. These species mostly live in water and renew all their cells every seven hours — imagine that!

Number 9 is a Spider, The Black Widow's ex. He's as dead as it gets (faked his death). Now he's weaving new nets. Absent dad who has zero regrets. He was raised in a lineage of absent dads.

Number 10 is a minimalist translator of cosmic pattern. Very deep fella.

The eleventh is a young rebel samurai from the Gishi Cluster. According to legend, he survived a torture session during which his penis was severed. He replaced it with a golden prosthesis and uses it as a weapon against his enemies. He is a true poet and the one who writes all of Wyro's lyrics.

The twelfth person is the one you become when you are flying in your sleep. Now, that's a twist!

The thirteenth is a compiler — a piece of code, which escaped the Upgrade Cube. Hates vacations and small talk.

*The seventh persona is no longer with us. The other twelve held a brief meeting, reached unanimous agreement on his unbearability, and pushed him out a window.